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How I Met Your Mother: Mary the Paralegal [1.19]
Ted: Mary, I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.
Mary: No Ted, I'm a paralegal.
Ted: You're a hooker.
Mary: No, I'm a paralegal.
Ted: No, you're a hooker.
Mary: No, I'm a paralegal.
Ted: [pause] You're a paralegal.
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hmm.
hopeyoudiexo: Life is too short Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness Laugh when you can Apologise when you should And let go of what you can’t change Love deeply and forgive quickly Take chances, give everything and have no regrets Life is too short to be unhappy You have to take the good with the bad Smile when you are sad Love what you got always Remember what you had Always forgive and...
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Sup?
Its been a minute, how you’ll doing?
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